Lock-In

Yesterday the kids were at the Club ALL day because the teachers had a planning day to get 2nd nine weeks grades calculated. This of course means I was there at 6:30am. Teenagers should not be encountered before noon without the gear that handlers wear when training police attack dogs. Additionally, we decided to have another lock-in since the kids love them so much and have been begging for another one since August. Fortunately this time I got the 4am-8am shift since nobody else can get their arse out of bed to do it. I usually wake up at about 5am anyway since my partner starts bouncing around, playing with his laptop (DIE Mac users!), and watching YouTube videos (DIE people who post stupid youtube videos!). Getting up at 3:30 really wasn't too much of a stretch, although I woke up with a headache. When I walked into the Club it had all the earmarks of a raging end-of-term frat party sans the controlled substances and sex, although not for lack of trying on the latter topic. I grabbed a piece of fried chicken, drank my tea, and spent the rest of the morning trying to keep boys and girls from touching each other. Does anybody know any chastity belt makers? I am very glad that it has only been in the 30's F outside so the kids were wearing winter pj's and I was less traumatized seeing them in those. When I drove by the high school on the way home I noticed most of the teachers were already there feverishly grading.